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[Fox Mulder]

Conte has ****ed levy that's a plus

 

[Fox Mulder]

If we beat Brentford I think we are more or less on the up. I would say we can’t lose (we are away) but a win.

That just takes us forward.

A win would be huge and isn't impossible... I really good chance to get out the ****, but I won't be to downbeat with a draw

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Conte has ****ed levy that's a plus

I would say it’s the other way around. levy must have made promises to Conte or he wouldn’t have made that jump.

Levy had made promises he can’t keep.

Conte seems to be a (dare I say it) keegan. Wants everything and if he doesn’t get it he spits the dummy and walks.

 

[Geordie Ginola]

A win would be huge and isn't impossible... I really good chance to get out the ****, but I won't be to downbeat with a draw

Me too mate.

For the first time I feel like we might be safe. False dawn? No I’m not taking anything for granted:

 

[Obi Wan]

Conte just walked from Spurs I think, in his ****ing presser.

Just watched it, I thought he was going to cry at one point.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Just watched it, I thought he was going to cry at one point.

The wind was the final straw for him I feel

 

[Geordie Ginola]

The wind was the final straw for him I feel

As we all expected Conte has lost it and thrown the towel in.

I hate managers like him.

 

[QWOP]

Bloody Burnley. Was good for a laugh at Conte though! Bloke looks like he is about to cry!

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Things are looking much better.

I can sleep much better tonight.

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Aston Villa and Leicester much have skid marks on their panties right now.

With that thought goodnight.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

I see MOTM is now called Player of the Match. Ffs.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Unlike Jose who always chucks a player under a bus, Conte has literally just picked up Levy and the entire Spurs squad and chucked them all under steam rollers

How can a club have Poch, Jose and Conte and still be utter ****ing **** ???????

 

[Welshie]

Unlike Jose who always chucks a player under a bus, Conte has literally just picked up Levy and the entire Spurs squad and chucked them all under steam rollers

How can a club have Poch, Jose and Conte and still be utter ****ing **** ???????

**** club with **** fans tbh

 

[Fox Mulder]

I see MOTM is now called Player of the Match. Ffs.

Huh?

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Huh?

It's so we include people who are not men.
It's like in cricket calling batsmen batters.

 

[Ben 10]

It's so we include people who are not men.
It's like in cricket calling batsmen batters.

Not batty boys?

 

[GodAlmighty]

Just wait till they start rolling out the phrase "even the tea mincer"

 

[JakartaToon]

Hopefully... I don't like the idea of watching him anyway.. Feeling like he could die. It'll add the anxiety..

I hope our players don't kiss his arse though.. Go straight through him and let him know

Maybe Wood can do a good impression of a Heart Monitor to go with his Meow.

Or come up with a goal celebration that involves the player scoring falling to the floor, another one leaning over using his hands as a defibrillator and then the scorer leaps back to his feet. That would go down well.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Hopefully southampton will beat Norwich on friday and if we win then it'll be a good week mostly.

 

[Obi Wan]

Maybe Wood can do a good impression of a Heart Monitor to go with his Meow.

Or come up with a goal celebration that involves the player scoring falling to the floor, another one leaning over using his hands as a defibrillator and then the scorer leaps back to his feet. That would go down well.

Did you just suggest that Wood might do a goal celebration?