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Conte has ****ed levy that's a plus

 

A win would be huge and isn't impossible... I really good chance to get out the ****, but I won't be to downbeat with a draw

 

I would say it’s the other way around. levy must have made promises to Conte or he wouldn’t have made that jump.

Levy had made promises he can’t keep.

Conte seems to be a (dare I say it) keegan. Wants everything and if he doesn’t get it he spits the dummy and walks.

 

Me too mate.

For the first time I feel like we might be safe. False dawn? No I’m not taking anything for granted:

 

Just watched it, I thought he was going to cry at one point.

 

The wind was the final straw for him I feel

 

As we all expected Conte has lost it and thrown the towel in.

I hate managers like him.

 

Bloody Burnley. Was good for a laugh at Conte though! Bloke looks like he is about to cry!

 

Things are looking much better.

I can sleep much better tonight.

 

Aston Villa and Leicester much have skid marks on their panties right now.

With that thought goodnight.

 

I see MOTM is now called Player of the Match. Ffs.

 

Unlike Jose who always chucks a player under a bus, Conte has literally just picked up Levy and the entire Spurs squad and chucked them all under steam rollers

How can a club have Poch, Jose and Conte and still be utter ****ing **** ???????

 

**** club with **** fans tbh

 

Huh?

 

It's so we include people who are not men.
It's like in cricket calling batsmen batters.

 

Not batty boys?

 

Just wait till they start rolling out the phrase "even the tea mincer"

 

Maybe Wood can do a good impression of a Heart Monitor to go with his Meow.

Or come up with a goal celebration that involves the player scoring falling to the floor, another one leaning over using his hands as a defibrillator and then the scorer leaps back to his feet. That would go down well.

 

Hopefully southampton will beat Norwich on friday and if we win then it'll be a good week mostly.

 

Did you just suggest that Wood might do a goal celebration?