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Magdad said:
I don't think he would you know.
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Deffo would lol

Haaland is leagues ahead of Isak. He's physically stronger, has an insane shot on him. He would be absolutely great in our system.

All we do is ping **** useless balls into the box and pray to the heavens that they somehow convert into goals and having a 6ft 7 Norwegian giant there would help.

(go die pedantic ****s I know he isnt 6ft 7.)
 
Welshie said:
Deffo would lol

Haaland is leagues ahead of Isak. He's physically stronger, has an insane shot on him. He would be absolutely great in our system.

All we do is ping **** useless balls into the box and pray to the heavens that they somehow convert into goals and having a 6ft 7 Norwegian giant there would help.

(go die pedantic ****s I know he isnt 6ft 7.)
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We don't ping balls in the box at all, it's what the major problem has been. Our attacks always require someone to run at the defence and either shoot or lay a short pass off.

Haaland is a great finisher and a bang average to low quality footballer. Our tactic wouldn't allow us to carry a poacher. Isac is a ****ing million miles better footballer than Haaland.
 
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Magdad said:
We don't ping balls in the box at all, it's what the major problem has been. Our attacks always require someone to run at the defence and either shoot or lay a short pass off.

Haaland is a great finisher and a bang average to low quality footballer. Our tactic wouldn't allow us to carry a poacher. Isac is a ****ing million miles better footballer than Haaland.
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We definitely ping balls into the box, it's only stopped since Trippiers 60th birthday and Murphy not playing. If those two are on we are pinging all the time and no one is there.

If they're not playing, we pass it around in triangles and hope either Gordon and Isak do something.

Either way Haaland would score goals.
 
Welshie said:
We definitely ping balls into the box, it's only stopped since Trippiers 60th birthday and Murphy not playing. If those two are on we are pinging all the time and no one is there.

If they're not playing, we pass it around in triangles and hope either Gordon and Isak do something.

Either way Haaland would score goals.
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They're not pings mate. That's just Miggy, Longstaff and Burn trying to control the ball. It just resembles a ping <laugh>

I also reckon Isak will outscore Haaland this season
 
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Aston Villa Brighton and Probably West Ham have left Newcastle for dust this season unfortunately.

I think Newcastle are fighting to fishing top half with Fulham Everton and Brentford.
 
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