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Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Deffo would lol

    Haaland is leagues ahead of Isak. He's physically stronger, has an insane shot on him. He would be absolutely great in our system.

    All we do is ping **** useless balls into the box and pray to the heavens that they somehow convert into goals and having a 6ft 7 Norwegian giant there would help.

    (go die pedantic ****s I know he isnt 6ft 7.)
     
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  2. Magdad

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    We don't ping balls in the box at all, it's what the major problem has been. Our attacks always require someone to run at the defence and either shoot or lay a short pass off.

    Haaland is a great finisher and a bang average to low quality footballer. Our tactic wouldn't allow us to carry a poacher. Isac is a ****ing million miles better footballer than Haaland.
     
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  3. Welshie

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    We definitely ping balls into the box, it's only stopped since Trippiers 60th birthday and Murphy not playing. If those two are on we are pinging all the time and no one is there.

    If they're not playing, we pass it around in triangles and hope either Gordon and Isak do something.

    Either way Haaland would score goals.
     
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  4. Magdad

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    They're not pings mate. That's just Miggy, Longstaff and Burn trying to control the ball. It just resembles a ping <laugh>

    I also reckon Isak will outscore Haaland this season
     
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  5. Welshie

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    If I was CC I would offer a bet

    but I am over the age of 12 and therefore dont care
     
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  6. Magdad

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    I did the grown up thing and got 20/1 with a special <laugh>
     
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  7. Welshie

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    Listen if you're betting on Isak scoring more than Haaland you may as well have a cheeky punt on Everton winning the league <laugh>
     
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    I like a drink, not crack cocaine <laugh>
     
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    Paddy Power already paying out to anyone who bet on them to be relegated. <laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    We will see how things work out won't we.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Mikel Merino injured in Arsenal training and will be out for several weeks.

    I blame Eddie Howe.
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

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    So does Eddie Howe.
     
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    Come on Bournemouth
     
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    A goal and an assist for Calvert-Lewin so far today. He would've been a decent signing... :)
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    They look a much side than Newcastle so far
     
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    Aston Villa Brighton and Probably West Ham have left Newcastle for dust this season unfortunately.

    I think Newcastle are fighting to fishing top half with Fulham Everton and Brentford.
     
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    If we ignore their first two league games in which they lost 7-0 on aggregate.
     
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