I've got bird feeders and the pigeons have learned how to perch on them and get the seed, it's a bit annoying.
If that’s what you’re having fantasys about mate then you seriously need to change the team you support because that doesn’t fall in my top 10 fantasy’s and I’ve been supporting us a long time.
Sorry if I'm wrong about this, but so far, at this point in time, I currently think that Trev is being a facetious twat. Better?