In a funny way I could actually quite like Perch as long as he stays as a substitute defensive midfielder.
Now to explain my thinking behind this shock statement.
When used as a defensive midfielder he comes on with 10 or 15 mins to go to see the game out if we are winning. For example last night when he came on for Cabaye, and in October when he came on v Stoke when we were winning.
So on conclusion, I'm starting to associate Perch with that winning feeling*
*(so long as he never starts, or plays in defence)
The men in white coats are on route. They'll storm your door and sedate you if they have to, so I'd just go of your own accord.
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