St Andrews is falling into even worse decay, if that was possible.....
Chaos theory at St Andrew's
Birmingham 0-0 Sheff Utd
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Ged Scott
BBC Sport at St Andrew's
It's been a frenetic first half hour at St Andrew's.
Action at both ends. Insurrection in the stands. Whistling. A tannoy announcement of 'Please do not use whistles in the crowd'. And then more whistling.
It all adds up to a very odd atmosphere. But nothing that compared to the drama of the faulty ladder to the TV gantry here in the pressbox, which took up most of the first 20 minutes.
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The misbehaving TV gantry ladder in the St Andrew's pressboxImage caption: The misbehaving TV gantry ladder in the St Andrew's pressbox
It's a neat looking rope and pulley contraption, which looks like it was invented by my handyman father-in-law, until it stopped working, that is.
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A Blues steward has sorted the situation and it now looks to be safely tethered until anyone wants to come down it at half time. But it was such a distraction that no scribe close to the incident appears to have taken a single note of what was happening meanwhile out on the pitch!