Toby Alderweireld

[The Ginger Marks]

I don’t think I’ve ever had a pot noodle. They look toxic and smell awfully bad.

Great description of your keks Les

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’ve not fallen for your wums on here.

Sure.

It’s as plain as day, Matth.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Great description of your keks Les

You think a lot about what’s in other blokes’ underpants, Skids.

Is that how you met your wife?

 

[PINKIE]

Come off it, Pix!

@Matth_2014 is second only behind you in falling into my wum traps.

Actually, he’s also behind Bambi.

And Skiddy (although I don’t generally include Skiddy in anything, on account of his mental issues).

These posts simply highlight who has wound you up the most mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

There’s a full quorum of the ‘Pede, this morning: you, Bambi, and Skiddy!

 

[PINKIE]

There’s a full quorum of the ‘Pede, this morning: you, Bambi, and Skiddy!

i.e the people who have wound you up the most.

Don't worry mate, I know the Pded is your coping mechanism.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

i.e the people who have wound you up the most.

Don't worry mate, I know the Pded is your coping mechanism.

I find your slapstick hilarious, mate!

You’re like the Three Stooges.

 

[SpursDisciple]

The forum is littered with your **** ups mate, I don't need to 'believe' it.
And it's not just me either, you invented the whole Pded story to try and deal with the fact that dozens of people rip the piss out of you.

you cruel bastard.

I know the truth has destroyed him, but I can't sugar coat it mate.

Wow! Can you two get any sadder. My money is on no, this has got to be the low point. Chin up, it can only get better from here.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I don’t think I’ve ever had a pot noodle. They look toxic and smell awfully bad.

Probably because you leave them to rot up your living room wall, get some febreeze!

 

[PINKIE]

Wow! Can you two get any sadder. My money is on no, this has got to be the low point. Chin up, it can only get better from here.

You don’t have to wipe HIAG’s arse everytime he kaks his pants mate

 

[SpursDisciple]

You don’t have to wipe HIAG’s arse everytime he kaks his pants mate

Nothing to do with HIAG, I just think it's embarrassing for adult males to talk like you two do.

 

[PINKIE]

Nothing to do with HIAG, I just think it's embarrassing for adult males to talk like you two do.

Oh well, don’t read it then

 

[SpursDisciple]

Oh well, don’t read it then

If I could unread it I would, but until I've read it I don't know what it will be. I like a lot of what you write and ignoring Ginger ****s up the flow of the page.

 

[PINKIE]

If I could unread it I would, but until I've read it I don't know what it will be. I like a lot of what you write and ignoring Ginger ****s up the flow of the page.

You’re just going to have to reconcile that dilemma all by yourself bro

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Wow! Can you two get any sadder. My money is on no, this has got to be the low point. Chin up, it can only get better from here.

I’ve had Pixie and his pea-brained ‘Pede in a fluster since the early hours, SD!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Probably because you leave them to rot up your living room wall, get some febreeze!

I would never permit food like that to come into my house, Tel.

I put it in the same bracket as Sunny D.

Do you drink that stuff, mate?

 

[PINKIE]

I’ve had Pixie and his pea-brained ‘Pede in a fluster since the early hours, SD!

Translated :

You got rinsed over Alderwiereld and have been flapping ever since.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Nothing to do with HIAG, I just think it's embarrassing for adult males to talk like you two do.

Agreed.

Do you recall - a couple of years back - when I questioned Pixie, in all seriousness, on his mental age?

I genuinely could not believe that Pix was an adult. I still cannot!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

If I could unread it I would, but until I've read it I don't know what it will be. I like a lot of what you write and ignoring Ginger ****s up the flow of the page.

Ouch!

 

[PINKIE]

Agreed.

Do you recall - a couple of years back - when I questioned Pixie, in all seriousness, on his mental age?

I genuinely could not believe that Pix was an adult. I still cannot!

It’s okay HIAG, we get it. You got rinsed again.

It’ll happen again soon, so you’d best get used to it instead of flouncing off like this.