Toby Alderweireld

Great description of your keks Les

 

Sure.

It’s as plain as day, Matth.

 

You think a lot about what’s in other blokes’ underpants, Skids.

Is that how you met your wife?

 

These posts simply highlight who has wound you up the most mate.

 

There’s a full quorum of the ‘Pede, this morning: you, Bambi, and Skiddy!

 

i.e the people who have wound you up the most.

Don't worry mate, I know the Pded is your coping mechanism.

 

I find your slapstick hilarious, mate!

You’re like the Three Stooges.

 

Wow! Can you two get any sadder. My money is on no, this has got to be the low point. Chin up, it can only get better from here.

 

Probably because you leave them to rot up your living room wall, get some febreeze!

 

You don’t have to wipe HIAG’s arse everytime he kaks his pants mate

 

Nothing to do with HIAG, I just think it's embarrassing for adult males to talk like you two do.

 

Oh well, don’t read it then

 

If I could unread it I would, but until I've read it I don't know what it will be. I like a lot of what you write and ignoring Ginger ****s up the flow of the page.

 

You’re just going to have to reconcile that dilemma all by yourself bro

 

I’ve had Pixie and his pea-brained ‘Pede in a fluster since the early hours, SD!

 

I would never permit food like that to come into my house, Tel.

I put it in the same bracket as Sunny D.

Do you drink that stuff, mate?

 

Translated :

You got rinsed over Alderwiereld and have been flapping ever since.

 

Agreed.

Do you recall - a couple of years back - when I questioned Pixie, in all seriousness, on his mental age?

I genuinely could not believe that Pix was an adult. I still cannot!

 

Ouch!

 

It’s okay HIAG, we get it. You got rinsed again.

It’ll happen again soon, so you’d best get used to it instead of flouncing off like this.