Toby Alderweireld

[Star of David Bardsley]

Daily Mirror saying we’re getting Toby Alderweireld in the next 48 hours.

What happened to your secret source who said it was a done deal ages ago?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Sol Campbell holding aloft the PL trophy would take some beating tbh.

Meh.

It's too obvious.

An outsider seeing that would know it was a wind up.

 

[Tobes]

It must be true, then!

Rattled ^^^^

 

[Tobes]

Meh.

It's too obvious.

An outsider seeing that would know it was a wind up.

You’d absolutely hate it though, and that’s all that really matters, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Rattled ^^^^

Not really, Tobias.

More disappointed by the naivity.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You’d absolutely hate it though, and that’s all that really matters, mate.

It's only a piccy, Tobias.

 

[Tobes]

Not really, Tobias.

More disappointed by the naivity.

No mate, you’d be absolutely fuming.

 

[paultheplug]

Daily Mirror saying we’re getting Toby Alderweireld in the next 48 hours.

You must have agreed to Levy’s terms then

 

[Tobes]

It's only a piccy, Tobias.

Thou doth protest too much.

@Tel

 

[Libby]

You must have agreed to Levy’s terms then

Surely not, Levy doesn't sell to English clubs does he?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You must have agreed to Levy’s terms then

I've always said that United would have to pay Levy twice what he'd take from another club.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It'd be a shrewd bit of business by us, get rid of a crocked defender for double bubble!

Good old Levy robs United, yet again!

 

[PINKIE]

I've always said that United would have to pay Levy twice what he'd take from another club.

No, you said there was no way he'd go to Utd

There is no way that Levy will sell him to Utd

 

[Stan]

It'd be a shrewd bit of business by us, get rid of a crocked defender for doubke bubble!

Good old Levy robs United, yet again!

Carrick was a steal. What a player.

 

[Stan]

No, you said there was no way he'd go to Utd

He always said that as well.

 

[Tobes]

Oh, dear!

This isn't the news that the 'Pede will want to hear!

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-at-tottenham-amid-manchester-united-interest

If Toby signs a new contract with Spurs, the Wum Gates of Hell will open and roast poor old Pixie alive!

@PISKIE you might want to make plans to be "on holiday" at short notice, yeah?

Bump.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No, you said there was no way he'd go to Utd

"No way will Levy sell Toby to United..."

...for less than a king's ransom.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Carrick was a steal. What a player.

Okay. That one slipped through the net. I'll admit that.

 

[PINKIE]

"No way will Levy sell Toby to United..."

...for less than a king's ransom.

Nice try. But I'm afraid that's bullshit

If Alderweireld does go, Levy will sell him abroad. There is no way he will end up at Utd.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Bump.

Not quite sure what you're trying to get at, Tobias.

If Toby does sign for United, then Pixie will escape a roasting.

 

[Sweats]

Other papers are saying we are going to make a ridiculous bid for Maguire.

I’d rather have Maguire.