Toby Alderweireld

What happened to your secret source who said it was a done deal ages ago?

 

Meh.

It's too obvious.

An outsider seeing that would know it was a wind up.

 

Rattled ^^^^

 

You’d absolutely hate it though, and that’s all that really matters, mate.

 

Not really, Tobias.

More disappointed by the naivity.

 

It's only a piccy, Tobias.

 

No mate, you’d be absolutely fuming.

 

You must have agreed to Levy’s terms then

 

Thou doth protest too much.

@Tel

 

Surely not, Levy doesn't sell to English clubs does he?

 

I've always said that United would have to pay Levy twice what he'd take from another club.

 

It'd be a shrewd bit of business by us, get rid of a crocked defender for double bubble!

Good old Levy robs United, yet again!

 

No, you said there was no way he'd go to Utd

 

Carrick was a steal. What a player.

 

He always said that as well.

 

Bump.

 

"No way will Levy sell Toby to United..."

...for less than a king's ransom.

 

Okay. That one slipped through the net. I'll admit that.

 

Nice try. But I'm afraid that's bullshit

 

Not quite sure what you're trying to get at, Tobias.

If Toby does sign for United, then Pixie will escape a roasting.

 

Other papers are saying we are going to make a ridiculous bid for Maguire.

I’d rather have Maguire.