Toblerone

A crisp is a good bar, but it’s about as elite as Antony Gordon’s tan.

 

I could happily eat my weight in lion bars, in fact I might have to try

 

I’m sorry you feel that way but it needed saying. You’ll be ok when me 100% biased happy clapping kicks in mid August.

 

Never been as tempted to start using the ignore button than I have on this chat

 

Who said that

 

Never tasted it.

 

There will need to be a bloody long list.

 

Wow, how on earth...

 

Lion Bar. Just oozes class. Also is able to change tactics, unlike Toblerone which is just one dimensional.

 

Toblerone is playing in triangles, like Regis.

Therefore. Toblerone is PL, also like Regis.

 

Lion. It's a Cat after all.

 

But Lion Bar can produce moments of exceptionality. What can Toblerone do?

 

A lion bar is like a Lampard side.

The first bite is good, the second is ok and the third gouges the inside of your mouth.

Toblerone is a dominant force of nature (just not a wispa gold or a mint Aero)

 

Sorry mate, it’s a girlie drink,
I don’t drink anyPop

 

Bet you had Sasparilla

 

The king of pop right there

 

Hadn’t had for years got a bottle couple weeks back. Excellent.

We need do.

Booze
Elton John songs
Films.

Pre season fly over.

 

I have a list mate.

Although Elton songs arent a priority

 

I’m pissed on the balcony and Elton John was on, wasn’t a firm suggestion.

 

Thank God for that.