Tobes

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Seems to be grumpy all the time.


So would you be if you supported Everton tbf.

One of the regulars in a boozer I drank in back in the day was an Evertonian - he once gave me a brand new, unworn lambs wool sweater someone has bought him for Christmas. He wouldn’t wear it because it was red, said it would probably fit me so did I want it before he threw it on the fire? Gave it to me, gratis, no mention of cost; then spent the whole of February trying to collect the money he claimed I owed him for it.

Typical scouser trick thinks I, but with added Evertonian bitterness. I’ve been wary of Toffees ever since tbh.

I’m sure Tobes would never try to pull a stroke like that. For a Toffee, he’s alright.
 
So would you be if you supported Everton tbf.

One of the regulars in a boozer I drank in back in the day was an Evertonian - he once gave me a brand new, unworn lambs wool sweater someone has bought him for Christmas. He wouldn’t wear it because it was red, said it would probably fit me so did I want it before he threw it on the fire? Gave it to me, gratis, no mention of cost; then spent the whole of February trying to collect the money he claimed I owed him for it.

Typical scouser trick thinks I, but with added Evertonian bitterness. I’ve been wary of Toffees ever since tbh.

I’m sure Tobes would never try to pull a stroke like that. For a Toffee, he’s alright.

I don’t wear red either btw, but no ****er I actually knew would be daft enough to buy me an expensive red woollen jumper, as they’d know as a Blue I’d never wear it. I would suggest this is universal amongst scousers, so I’d conclude that he probably lifted it, and then successfully ponced it off to you bruv. <ok>
 
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