Used to wind those ****ers up a treat, happy wuming days, there was a few from here on there in those days.
Yeah he tried getting me stabbed up innit. I'd spent the whole summer wumming about Virgil and generally pissing off everyone on your board. Went to Southampton vs Watford with Libby and he took me for pre drinks at a not606 gang hideout. Good times
More stitched everyone else up tbh, walked in the pub saying 'this is my mate.... ' and let them talk for a couple minutes before turning round and going 'Oh and it's Skylarker btw'.
So would you be if you supported Everton tbf. One of the regulars in a boozer I drank in back in the day was an Evertonian - he once gave me a brand new, unworn lambs wool sweater someone has bought him for Christmas. He wouldn’t wear it because it was red, said it would probably fit me so did I want it before he threw it on the fire? Gave it to me, gratis, no mention of cost; then spent the whole of February trying to collect the money he claimed I owed him for it. Typical scouser trick thinks I, but with added Evertonian bitterness. I’ve been wary of Toffees ever since tbh. I’m sure Tobes would never try to pull a stroke like that. For a Toffee, he’s alright.
I was drinking Stella on the 9 o'clock train, ****ing funny. By 12 I was asking for a BJ off a homeless bird. Your nostrils were doing backflips. Good day tbh
I don’t wear red either btw, but no ****er I actually knew would be daft enough to buy me an expensive red woollen jumper, as they’d know as a Blue I’d never wear it. I would suggest this is universal amongst scousers, so I’d conclude that he probably lifted it, and then successfully ponced it off to you bruv.
