Tobes appreciation thread

[astro]

On his second team Man Utd in the Carling Cup (to a Sunderland fan):

We're rubbing our hands for Wednesday, Wembley here we come

Oh dear, I suspect you'll be eating **** come Thursday

On Gerrard:

CCC - Gerrard has little left in his locker beyond his still fantastic - dead ball delivery mate. His legs have gone & if he's given any form of defensive responsibility these days, he's a total liability

On Barry:

Is that what amused him? No idea.

I couldn't think of a DM (Toure aside obv.) who'd done a better job so far this season, maybe Fernandinho? Beyond that even with my bias I'm struggling to think of one who's made the same level of impact?

On Enricky:

Or why don't you just stay away from our board instead of getting a ban?

You can **** off as well

On bitterness:

Bitter? One look at the rivals thread shows exactly who's 'bitter' here lad & it ain't me......

#bringbacktobes

 

[Sharpe*]

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[Foredeckdave]

Tobes Tobes your boys took a hell of beating! Just thought I'd let you know

 

[Enricky.]

Love that you've quoted me in there.

 

[Skylarker]

Tobes will crying into his pillow tonight after that complete humiliation.

Even Man Utd look likely to overtake within a couple of weeks

 

[Magic Ted]

I liked the part when you quoted Tobes

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

Good thread Astro, your research skills are 2nd to none but they're slightly worrying to have picked these out!

We all say things we regret, I know ive certainly posted stuff I wished I hadnt!

I think he's a fanny though for asking to be banned

 

[Skylarker]

Tobes may (or may not) appreciate this great picture

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[Ivan Dobsky]

I'm more gloat-filled for the media gobshites who were wishing we'd get turned over tonight. Just like the semi two years ago, and we ****ed them.

think 4-0 flattered us, but we could have scored 4 more before Everton scored, if that makes sense. Barklay was ****ing ace, and he's still not match fit, and Miralles was sound until he got all nardy at the end. But the rest of the team were ****e, and I can't believe how much I worried about our defence when there's was dreadful.

 

[Rubbersoul]

Stones looked awful as well, at fault for two of the goals.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

TBF, he had a point on Enricky

 

[Justovertheline]

Stones looked awful as well, at fault for two of the goals.

As soon as I saw Stones at right back and Alcaraz I had a feeling we'd get a ****ing and that's exactly what we got

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I liked the part when you quoted Tobes

 

[Sharpe*]

As soon as I saw Stones at right back and Alcaraz I had a feeling we'd get a ****ing and that's exactly what we got

Fair play for making an appearance

Shame your mate hasn't

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

As soon as I saw Stones at right back and Alcaraz I had a feeling we'd get a f**king and that's exactly what we got

Fair play for making an appearance

Shame your mate hasn't

He can't, he's (self imposed) banned

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I legitimately think Tobes is a good poster- and adds variety of view to the forum. Tobes... come back!

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

luv said hes gone on hol, dont know if he meant literally

 

[Enricky.]

I have a feeling this thread will be a hit

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

I legitimately think Tobes is a good poster- and adds variety of view to the forum. Tobes... come back!

^ This

I agree with you quite a lot, maybe we should hook up

 

[Sharpe*]

Yeah I've got nothing personal against him either.

He does, however, need to face the music