Titus Bramble dead?

[Obertan's Rancid Toe]

Raping tour.

LOL quality

 

[milner_for_england]

Right, that's it, Ferne Cotton would get my bullet, that should stop that argument.

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Right, that's it, Ferne Cotton would get my bullet, that should stop that argument.

Then you'd get my bullet!

 

[milner_for_england]

Then you'd get my bullet!

You'ld shoot a fellow fan? I'm disappointed in you! There's far more deserving scousers out there even if I killed this one dumb blonde!

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

You'ld shoot a fellow fan? I'm disappointed in you! There's far more deserving scousers out there even if I killed this one dumb blonde!

I've got it... i'd make a line of Scousers behind each other, and see how many i could get with the one bullet!

 

[milner_for_england]

I've got it... i'd make a line of Scousers behind each other, and see how many i could get with the one bullet!

Use a barrett 50 cal....

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Use a barrett 50 cal....

Rep!

 

[Masanari]

I would line up Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias, Steven Gerrard, Andy Carroll and Wayne Rooney and shoot them all Indiana Jones style, although Ashley would have to be at the end or the bullet would just stop at him, he is like a human sandbag.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

He won't last long anyway (well, ten years as we know he's in his house so he's on Osama time) so why waste your bullet?

Ok then failing that I would have to go for Nick Clegg.

 

[Beatski]

what about neil buchanan from art attack

and

president bush being assisnated

and

mark speights hanging himself in kings cr.............oh ****, oops

you've ruined the joke there. You're supposed to say Neil Buchanan died, then someone asks how, then you say he died of an 'art attack

 

[Nads]

Great banter on this thread lads

Who said all Mags craic was turd, not me, had a reet chuckle.

 

[MagpieMuzz]

Right, that's it, Ferne Cotton would get my bullet, that should stop that argument.

She is a proper pain in the arse

 

[milner_for_england]

She is a proper pain in the arse

FINALLY! An ally on this matter!

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Freaks!

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

FINALLY! An ally on this matter!

Would you not shag her then shoot her?

She gets on my tits like but she takes some stick on Celebrity Juice. Takes it like a pro.

 

[milner_for_england]

Would you not shag her then shoot her?

She gets on my tits like but she takes some stick on Celebrity Juice. Takes it like a pro.

Maybe just attach a gun to my "piece" and do both at once, although that could go horribly wrong....

 

[Mod Face]

She'd look just as hot dead as alive... for a few days at least.

 

[Mick]

This post has topped google by the way lads.

Alan Shearer shags Titus Bramble's dead butt, keep it up

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

She'd look just as hot dead as alive... for a few days at least.

Necrophiliac

 

[milner_for_england]

To be fair, if she was dead there would be no B*llsh*t spewing from her oversized C*ck guzzling mouth.