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Titus Bramble dead?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by MagpieMuzz, May 29, 2011.

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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    LOL quality
     
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  2. milner_for_england

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    Right, that's it, Ferne Cotton would get my bullet, that should stop that argument.
     
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    milner_for_england, May 30, 2011
  3. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <laugh> Then you'd get my bullet!
     
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  4. milner_for_england

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    You'ld shoot a fellow fan? I'm disappointed in you! There's far more deserving scousers out there even if I killed this one dumb blonde!
     
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    milner_for_england, May 30, 2011
  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I've got it... i'd make a line of Scousers behind each other, and see how many i could get with the one bullet!
     
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  6. milner_for_england

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    Use a barrett 50 cal....
     
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  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rep!
     
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  8. Masanari

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    I would line up Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias, Steven Gerrard, Andy Carroll and Wayne Rooney and shoot them all Indiana Jones style, although Ashley would have to be at the end or the bullet would just stop at him, he is like a human sandbag.
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Ok then failing that I would have to go for Nick Clegg.
     
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  10. Beatski

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    you've ruined the joke there. You're supposed to say Neil Buchanan died, then someone asks how, then you say he died of an 'art attack <whistle>
     
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  11. Nads

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    Great banter on this thread lads <ok>

    Who said all Mags craic was turd, not me, had a reet chuckle.
     
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  12. MagpieMuzz

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    She is a proper pain in the arse
     
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  13. milner_for_england

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    FINALLY! An ally on this matter!
     
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  14. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Freaks!
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Would you not shag her then shoot her?

    She gets on my tits like but she takes some stick on Celebrity Juice. Takes it like a pro.
     
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  16. milner_for_england

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    Maybe just attach a gun to my "piece" and do both at once, although that could go horribly wrong....
     
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    milner_for_england, May 31, 2011
  17. Mod Face

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    She'd look just as hot dead as alive... for a few days at least.
     
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  18. Mick

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    This post has topped google by the way lads.

    Alan Shearer shags Titus Bramble's dead butt, keep it up <ok>
     
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    Mick, May 31, 2011
  19. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Necrophiliac
     
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  20. milner_for_england

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    To be fair, if she was dead there would be no B*llsh*t spewing from her oversized C*ck guzzling mouth.
     
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