Thread association game

[THURNBY YELLOW]

long tailed tit

 

[KIO]

Great Tit

 

[canary-dave]

Is it tits up or tit sup?

 

[KIO]

"Big breaths ?"

"Yeth and I'm only thickteen"

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

Doctor at Large

 

[KIO]

Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
• Don't get yourself in a stew

Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money
• Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning

Doctor doctor, what happened to that man who fell into the circular saw and had the whole left side of his body cut away?
• He's all right now.

Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
• don't worry, we'll soon pull you through

Doctor doctor, my spouse is so ill, is there no hope?
• it depends what you are hoping for

Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter!
• just wait there and be a little patient

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of wigwams
• the problem is, you've become too tense

Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid
• Nonsense man, you can stop anytime

 

[goldeneadie]

Unnecessary verbal expenditure.

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

Overkill

 

[KIO]

Road kill

 

[Bure budgie]

Kill Bill

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

Your grill to our grill

 

[KIO]

George Foreman

 

[goldeneadie]

Rumble in the jungle.

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

In Zaire

 

[yarco canary]

Democratic Republic of the Congo

 

[goldeneadie]

Do they do the conga in the Congo?

 

[canary-dave]

Do they do the conga in the Congo?

If Typhoo put the tea in Britain, who put the **** in Scunthorpe?

 

[goldeneadie]

Ah, sunny Scunny.

 

[THURNBY YELLOW]

You can smell it before you see it

 

[KIO]

Odious Odour