Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot • Don't get yourself in a stew Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money • Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning Doctor doctor, what happened to that man who fell into the circular saw and had the whole left side of his body cut away? • He's all right now. Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door! • don't worry, we'll soon pull you through Doctor doctor, my spouse is so ill, is there no hope? • it depends what you are hoping for Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter! • just wait there and be a little patient Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of wigwams • the problem is, you've become too tense Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid • Nonsense man, you can stop anytime