Would I lie to you?
I loved Jim Carey in that film liar liar!
We have Dumb & Dumber in charge at Ipswich
I had Fun with Dick but unfotunately Jane wasn't there.
I wonder where the term Derby came from. Is it the same Derby who met Joan and did he meet her down the local?

I'm a Stella man myself ILD, has anyone else noticed how most of the 'Premium' beers have had their alcohol reduced ? Stella artois was 5.2% was reduced to 5.0% and recently has been reduced still further to 4.8% ! Carlsberg Export is also now only 4.8% ! I for one can certainly tell the difference too, not only taste wise, but also I now have to drink more to get pissed <hic> WTF are the breweries up too, talk about nanny state![]()
Smoking is still a legal pursuit the last time I looked and I thought drama was partly about showing realism! Yes the NHS has to treat smokers for their self induced affliction but no one says anything about the Billions of pounds that smokers contribute each year!
Its a bad habit, I'm a smoker but this is still a legal activity so **** off you nannying bitch slapper! Whatever next, putting health warnings on every bottle of alcohol and banning it from public display with plain packaging....! Now there's a thought!Some stupid bitch was on points of view the other day complaining that there are too many people seen smoking on BBC drama programmes!Smoking is still a legal pursuit the last time I looked and I thought drama was partly about showing realism! Yes the NHS has to treat smokers for their self induced affliction but no one says anything about the Billions of pounds that smokers contribute each year!
Its a bad habit, I'm a smoker but this is still a legal activity so **** off you nannying bitch slapper! Whatever next, putting health warnings on every bottle of alcohol and banning it from public display with plain packaging....! Now there's a thought!

Calm down JWM, as a smoker with your clogged up arteries, you'll give yourself a cardiac arrest !![]()

One of the famous lines from washing up ads was "For hands that clean dishes are as soft as your face (all sing along now) with...................."
They don't make 'em like that anymore!
was 57 varieties now I think you have made it 58

I'm showing my age Thurnby but when Heinz first introduced tinned custard in the '70's it was advertised as 'New dairy custard'
Talking of which, I don't really 'do' desserts or sweet things and can't understand some people's obsession with them. I always have a starter and a (large) main course, but desserts, pah, you can keep 'em !![]()