Thoughts on Mun Utd??

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What a bugger of a time. First Barca, now Utd away.
Not much doubt both teams will be up for this one, with us having most to lose and Utd having a chance to skip away.
My hope is that both managers don't select and play for the draw, but I suspect one or both will.
My Team would be

Courtois ( because I think he'll be trying to impress Real)
Dave Christensen Rudiger
Moses Kante Ampadu Alonso
Willian Morata Hazard.

Fabregas I believe will be vulnerable against a Utd side that will play through the middle.He can play last 30 mins.
Morata gets the nod only because of his speed over Giroud and his affinity with Daves passes into the box.
Another early start here, will be up and watching.
 
Someone thought long and hard to screw up our season when fixtures were made. But Tony had other plans nevertheless doh.


OT away
Ethihad away
Sandwiched within is CL 16.

Hahahhaaaa, But the luck of draw in Europe had different plans.

Judas & co travelled to Seville.
We were at home.

City playing Goons b2b in 4 days both away.

But we lucked out. Karma is sweet.

Hope Tony focuses now and drops dummies. Starts Will & performers.

Top 4 at risk. I have Donkey as my FPL skip, shows my faith in Tony. Will be glad if he proves me wrong. But doubt it. 2-0 smash & grab by Judas. Gay MoM yet again.
 
StanDMan said:
Someone thought long and hard to screw up our season when fixtures were made. But Tony had other plans nevertheless doh.


OT away
Ethihad away
Sandwiched within is CL 16.

Hahahhaaaa, But the luck of draw in Europe had different plans.

Judas & co travelled to Seville.
We were at home.

City playing Goons b2b in 4 days both away.

But we lucked out. Karma is sweet.

Hope Tony focuses now and drops dummies. Starts Will & performers.

Top 4 at risk. I have Donkey as my FPL skip, shows my faith in Tony. Will be glad if he proves me wrong. But doubt it. 2-0 smash & grab by Judas. Gay MoM yet again.
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OK, let me get this straight.
Judas is riding a Donkey called FPL Skip, sired by GayMOM out of Lucked Out. Tony is focused on Dummies, but dropped one, so Dummies is now at long odds? Performers is playing in goal, and Will Starts will start, but Karma is odds on and looks sweet. Judas is struggling with the weight because he ate too many Seville oranges, and Sandwiched Within is CL16, and Goons Away looking for B2B wins in 4 days. No mention of which donkey the Champion rider Mary will throw a leg over, so Joseph must have screwed up one way or another !!!
I'm not a big fan of Donkeys since one bit me on the arse at Blackpool 50 years ago.
I think I'm going to pass on this one and watch Chelsea take on United instead.
 
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Again, cannot follow anything Stan says anymore. Complete non sequitur.

United.... Gotta be a bore draw
 
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Tony selects almost perfect 11 minus Alonso. Martial will have a field day.

But too little too late from Tony. He should have started this 11 like 3.5 months ago when Danny got fit.

Jose Will park and collect 3 pts. 2-0

Heart & Head said Willian transfer in.
But didn't want to jinx so went with Heskey aka Donkey.
 
StanDMan said:
Tony selects almost perfect 11 minus Alonso. Martial will have a field day.

But too little too late from Tony. He should have started this 11 like 3.5 months ago when Danny got fit.

Jose Will park and collect 3 pts. 2-0

Heart & Head said Willian transfer in.
But didn't want to jinx so went with Heskey aka Donkey.
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2-0 looking unlikely.
 
Calls Lukaku Heskey yet has him as his fantasy PL captain.

Stan logic.
 
StanDMan said:
Heart & Head said Willian transfer in.
But didn't want to jinx so went with Heskey aka Donkey.
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Right yet again.. Didn't wan't to jinx Will.

I took one for the team trying to jinx Heskey. But as long as Alonso is there my jinx has no powers <doh>

Drogs said:
Calls Lukaku Heskey yet has him as his fantasy PL captain.
Stan logic.
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have you not seen me reverse jinxing Kane all of last season???
Logic explained FFS!!

oh and if Donkey scores against you - history says you are not Top 6.
Conte out!!
 
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Eden 99% of time selects the wrong option
Alonso useless
Danny looks lost little bit - Alteast he has legs. Cescy will be lost & legless
Morata is officially Nando now. So can he score a goal against Barca & fcuk off next season?
Rudi is nervous wreck most times and played a keep role in that Alonso's assist to Donkey
Willian looks tired and we are in trouble.

pls Tony bring Pedro as wingback and pull Alonso.
Need atleast a point from this to have any hope of Top 4.
I have done everything I could from my end. Need Tony to respond a little <doh>
 
Gay cannot see for s#!t with the sun in his eye.

why don't our guys take some shots & pepper the goal??
 
Hazard is useless. good sub. now he may sulk for the next few games.
fcuking McDonald had Eden in his pocket all day.

But still, I would have gone with Alonso for Pedro.

laughable foul from Alonso on Valencia.. FFS
 
told you, everything goes through our left. Alonso assists another easy cross (assist) to donkey FFS
 
Tony setting up nicely by pulling Moses instead of Alonso?????

Tony MUST GOOOOO!!!
 
FFS, I have no control and I have done more to help Chelsea than Tony!!

Why should I go??
 
Well played by manure so far, deserve the goals. We do create but so fragile at the back. A season too early for AC maybe, and Loopy has the talent to shore up our defence but not the attitude, so sad. Willian is a star right now, shining bright. If we can't stop leaking goals and losing leads we will have to lose the wingbacks.

Bearsonally I want a 4 3 3. Dave, Rudi, AC, Alonso......Kante, Luiz, Drinkwater, Hazard left Ins Fd. Willy R. Ins. Fd. and Morata, with Hazard and Willy changing every 20 mins or so.

Yes it is narrow, but we can put pull Loopy back any time and go 5 at back if needed.
 
Thought we deserved a draw out of that and would’ve got one if not for the linesman! Lukaku had a brilliant game, terrorised us at times.
 
Drogs said:
Thought we deserved a draw out of that and would’ve got one if not for the linesman! Lukaku had a brilliant game, terrorised us at times.
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Thought we were cheated of a well deserved draw but I’d like a kilo of what that dumb **** Stan is taking.
 
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