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[Tina.]

you're one shady ****, gerry nae wunner you canny sleep at night

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Buying property in Florida is a great idea. No other US state gets hit more with hurricanes and tropical storms.

I think I'll hold off until he starts leeching in tornado alley though. Stick me down for a stucco in Kansas Monica.

 

[Nathan Barley]

Monica was doing a line in straw and wooden houses and selling them to pigs.

 

[monacoger]

Yeah Orlando gets hit by hurricanes every year

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Do they have to hit every year?

 

[Archers Road]

I have just read the OP (like ****) and reached the following conclusion;

The writer can expect to have his door kicked down by Interpol, before being extradited to the USA where he will be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay (Fraud Wing).

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I have just read the OP (like ****) and reached the following conclusion;

The writer can expect to have his door kicked down by Interpol, before being extradited to the USA where he will be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay (Fraud Wing).

If Smug disne get him first

 

[Nathan Barley]

Basically I hand over £35k and I get £500 a month until you are far enough away to just knock me ?.
Slightly better than a pyramid scam but it's a **** off from me mate.

 

[Nathan Barley]

You can snap up bargain property in Detroit .

 

[monacoger]

You can snap up bargain property in Detroit .

To be fair Detroit would be the best place to buy

 

[Nathan Barley]

To be fair Detroit would be the best place to buy

Why are you selling us property in Florida then ?.

 

[Nathan Barley]

I went to Clearwater beach near Tampa the home of Scientology and the first Hooters bar.
Lovely place , any property in Clearwater ?.

 

[monacoger]

Why are you selling us property in Florida then ?.

It is not a simple solution buying foreclosed properties, that have code violations, lien charges, HOA charges etc, hence I employ a real estate lawyer and pay him about 200k a year to sort all the **** out. Plus, he lives near Orlando!

 

[Ponders Revisited]

No doubt it's a good investment, and you've certainly put together a good sell, but how much dough can one person really need/have?

If I lose most of my wealth, I'll do some business with you. And that's a promise.

Good luck with it all.

 

[Nathan Barley]

I have been sitting on £10k of Setanta sports shares for the last 15 years perhaps I'll cash them in and take a punt on your Kansas housing estate plan ?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

This **** makes you want to hope his black baby isne his.

Then goes on to be the world's greatest rock star.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Eddie is your best bet mate, but Barrie is blacklisted! **** me, do people not understand yields?!

I do,usually a sign at a junction.

 

[alwaysright]

**** you pud, I am genuinely curious if the public understand this, if they don't I will have to change it all. Obviously, it isn't the finished article yet anyway.

Are you saying there's MORE to come !
I got to about line 6 and fell asleep. This is far too serious for GC.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Can I refuse to let coloureds or Hispanics rent my new gaff?

 

[monacoger]

I also have 8 red buckets for sale, although 2 of them don't have handles on them, anybody interested in buying them?