Wikipedia helps you mackerel progress.
Can't make out what you're saying, I'll have to put my herring aid in.
Not a good one, i'll Buri my head in the sand.Make real progressNot a good one, i'll Buri my head in the sand.
Don't talk about batter, you'll frighten all the fish away.
I think this thread is full up to the bream with fish jokes now.
I wish we could drum up some interest from the other posters, they seem to have gone all koi.

I bought a new guitar today, she's lovely, just wish i knew how to tuna...
The ladies are suckers for lads with guitars, you might get a swallower.