The diplomacy compensates for my hair trigger issues!
Memories of JH get fonder with the passing of time. No doubt his behaviour was an attempt to compensate for his own issues.
Clingo - the mere mention of "trigger" brought these to mind - John Sullivan was a brilliant character creator - 15 of the best.......
1. "If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."
2. "This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles."
3. Referring to his own dad: "He died a couple of years before I was born."
4. Del Boy: "We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at left-back, we had... camaraderie."
Trigger: "Was that the Italian boy?"
5. Mike: "Ladies and Gentleman, will you please raise your glasses to our future mum and dad, Cassandra and Rodney!"
All: "Cassandra and Rodney."
Trigger: "Cassandra and Dave."
6. Uncle Albert: "How did you walk into a mind your head sign? Didn't you see it?"
Trigger: "Of course I saw it. But in those days, I couldn't read."
7. Visiting the local council tip.
Del Boy: "You said it was open 24 hours a day."
Trigger: "Yeah, but not at night."
8. Trigger on Gandhi: "He made one great film and then you never saw him again..."
9. On dressing up for the funeral wake: “Yeah, I come as a chauffer. I feel a bit stupid now.”
10. "What's the name of that bloke who invented the Dyson vacuum cleaner?"
11. Rodney: "I don't want to talk about it Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something?"
Trigger: "Yeah, once."
Rodney: "Yeah, How did you get out of it?"
Trigger: "Well I didn't - I was guilty."
12. Rodney: "Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home."
Trigger: "You've got a hat now, have you, Dave?"
13. Del: "This is my punishment, isn't it? Spending the rest of my life in this wheelchair."
Trigger: "Still, it could have been worse."
Mike: "How?"
Trigger: "My gran had one with a squeaky wheel."
14. Rodney: "So ummm... what you doing here, Trig?"
Trigger: "Well Del said he'd give me a lift to the pub."
Rodney: "Oh, right. But you live closer to the pub than us."
Trigger: "I know."
Rodney: "In fact, you have to walk past the pub to get to this flat."
Trigger: "Yeah? But Del said he'd give me a lift!"
15. Boycie: "Had the wife in tears you know, still Marlene's easily touched."
Trigger: "Yeah, as Del said earlier all the lads remember Marlene."