Thick Brits?
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Actual maths GCSE exam question from Northern Ireland:
Paddy has 5 potatoes. Mick has 3 potatoes. Paddy and Mick put their potatoes together to make a stew.
Who's best, the Queen or the Pope?
Please show your calculations.
Paddy has 5 potatoes. Mick has 3 potatoes. Paddy and Mick put their potatoes together to make a stew.
Who's best, the Queen or the Pope?
Please show your calculations.
Protestant exam paper: Mr and Mrs O Riley have 8 children - how much will those horrible fenian bastards cost the taxpayer over the next 18 years?
Catholic exam paper: Mr Mcdonald claims to do a sponsored walk through Ardoyne on 12 July each year. How many Catholics will that dirty orange bastard kill?
No.
Example exam question:
How many horses can you fit in an estate tower block lift?
A. One
B. Two
C. None. The feckin lift is out-of-order as usual
D. ah'll blow ye up ya fecker
We don't have that many high rise blocks. Not when you compare it to Glasgow anyway.
Aye, but Glaswegians don't tend to keep horses and ponies on council estates.
This isn't going well. I've never seen a nag in a block of flats. The Gypos tend to behave themselves over here tbh. The locals don't complain to the council.
You should have learned your lesson when they dared to knock Mr Whytes impeccable character
What documentary?
You should have learned your lesson when they dared to knock Mr Whytes impeccable character
What documentary?
Canny mind. Was years, possibly 20+, ago. Documentary about kids on cooncil estates keeping ponies. They did take them in the lifts of tower blocks.
Canny mind. Was years, possibly 20+, ago. Documentary about kids on cooncil estates keeping ponies. They did take them in the lifts of tower blocks.
That musta been Dooblin
Know a guy in Ligoniel, not a gypo, who keeps horses. Not on the street mind. races them in the chariot thing against the gypos. Thousands upon thousands of pounds involved Gambol.
This must be the reason that the world is full of Northern Irish genius?
Let's have a list of the very best & brilliant Northern Irish people, who currently dazzle the world with their intellect....
Let's have a list of the very best & brilliant Northern Irish people, who currently dazzle the world with their intellect....
That musta been Dooblin
Know a guy in Ligoniel, not a gypo, who keeps horses. Not on the street mind. races them in the chariot thing against the gypos. Thousands upon thousands of pounds involved Gambol.
There's a mad bloke who lives near me who rides one of those things. Always holds the traffic up and has every cunt beeping at him <laugh{
All I'm doing is posting the stats Joker.
I believe the NE of England drags the rest of Britain down on these things.