These cornflakes taste funny!

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Two blokes in a bookies and one says.." Eh up, I haven't seen you in here for a few days"

The other replies " I've been away on a dirty weekend "

" Lucky bugger, did you back scuttle her "

" I didn't know it was running "
 
The resistance from the crown was unreal... I heard alot of groans from the crown (sounded like 'Ohm').

2 electricity jokes in there!!! I'll get me coat.
 
Wonderful.

As I was late getting in this morning due to some sad bastard who can't get laid opting to end his life by connecting with a speeding train I'm now going to be late home as well to 'make up the hours'...

I'll kill him.... well; I won't sing at his funeral.
 
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