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These cornflakes taste funny!

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it fell before the 1st fence.
     
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    Two blokes in a bookies and one says.." Eh up, I haven't seen you in here for a few days"

    The other replies " I've been away on a dirty weekend "

    " Lucky bugger, did you back scuttle her "

    " I didn't know it was running "
     
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    I had a £10 on the favourite in the 1.15pm at Newbury.

    Couldn't even volt the first fence despite a good charge at it.
     
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    You may now leave the room jimileysbaldhead.
     
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    I heard it was a bit of a shocker, but was a dead heat!!!!!
     
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    The resistance from the crown was unreal... I heard alot of groans from the crown (sounded like 'Ohm').

    2 electricity jokes in there!!! I'll get me coat.
     
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    Wonderful.

    As I was late getting in this morning due to some sad bastard who can't get laid opting to end his life by connecting with a speeding train I'm now going to be late home as well to 'make up the hours'...

    I'll kill him.... well; I won't sing at his funeral.
     
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