Off Topic The Welsh Language
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So you're saying you're a bunch of sell outs.
Nivea.
You can **** off now.
Here comes HIAG with a poor wind up attempt, Shouldn’t you be in hiding after Spurs lost on Tuesday.
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When I first started seeing the missus and we were at her mum's I would pop over the road to watch footie with her Grandad - he had Sky. Her Great Aunt would also pop in to see him and they would converse in Welsh ... couldn't tell whether they were warbling on about me or not
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Goodison?
Tourists... They think they're touring an 18th century shipwreck... Then the stewards lock them in and they see a trainwreck instead.
One of the best welsh words has to be "Physiotherapy" ... translates as "Ffisiotherapi" ... I kid you not ... pissed myself laughing first time I saw it in a welsh hospital ...
... pissed myself laughing first time I saw it in a welsh hospital ...
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When I first started seeing the missus and we were at her mum's I would pop over the road to watch footie with her Grandad - he had Sky. Her Great Aunt would also pop in to see him and they would converse in Welsh ... couldn't tell whether they were warbling on about me or not
I bet the old boy was saying, “Hope the silly ****er doesn’t try cracking any more of his jokes, isn’t it.”
I used to knock about with (****s all of them but they sold 0.4g of whitee or dark for £15 so they were common acquaintances)....there was about 6 of them and they spoke words backwards if they didn't want other people listening. ****ing crazy it was, totally fluent. Since then I've realised it actually has a name and is used in various groups (travellers, gangsters etc.)
Most be ****ing hard to learn. Pretty impressive tbf, especially how quick they were.
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At long last, you’ve made me chuckle!
That’s because you kept it short and snappy.
Well done, mate!
When I first started seeing the missus and we were at her mum's I would pop over the road to watch footie with her Grandad - he had Sky. Her Great Aunt would also pop in to see him and they would converse in Welsh ... couldn't tell whether they were warbling on about me or not
I grew up with that. My Mum would get on the phone with one of her friends or call a relative on the continent and they would start speaking gibberish and then every once in a while I'd hear my name. I had a paranoid childhood.
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You’ve never heard my Tom Jones impression, Matth. I sound like Ravi Shanker on mogadon.
One of the best welsh words has to be "Physiotherapy" ... translates as "Ffisiotherapi" ... I kid you not
It's actually pronounced Fish o therapy to
True story
First Christmas together and we were at her mum's .... bought her the Leicester Away shirt as a jokey present and put her name on the back with the number 69 on it ...
Xmas day and all the family - her brothers and sister and Grandad and Great Aunt - are all there and everyone has a pile of presents ...
I had no idea it was going to play out like that and I'm trying desperately to catch her eye to tell her NOT to open the one with the shirt in it but the daft mare is too busy supping wine and the next minute she's opened it and is holding it up and commenting that she's never gonna wear it ... not realising that the back is facing me her brothers and her Grandad .... the lads laugh (they are proper lads) but I'm mortified and wanting the earth to open up ...
Then her Grandad, bless him, exclaims loudly "Bloody Hell .... they've got a big squad"
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