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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this
flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a
few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements,
and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the bloody’ length.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this
flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a
few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements,
and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the bloody’ length.
so about 120 days till the excuses start flying 
England don't have a big enough pool (no pun intended) of quality players.
They should really make it all darkie team.
England don't have a big enough pool (no pun intended) of quality players.
They should really make it all darkie team.
so about 120 days till the excuses start flying
England don't have a big enough pool (no pun intended) of quality players.
They should really make it all darkie team.
Will you be supporting England in the world cup ER ?
We don't have much of a chance, maybe if we united with our "celtic" cousins and put out a British team we'd do better? We could call it "England" like we do in cricket.
Is that because you don't like England or because you probably won't live long enough to see the summer?
Is that because you don't like England or because you probably won't live long enough to see the summer?
I'll certainly not live long enough to see England win a major footballing tournament, that's for sure
Stick to what you are good at - Morris Dancing and knitting.
I'll certainly not live long enough to see England win a major footballing tournament, that's for sure
Stick to what you are good at - Morris Dancing and knitting.
Surely you've already seen that happen in 1966?
Your age changes every week, you senile, dozy, floppy fud-fail
48? I'm willing to bet you're nearer to 80