Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the bloody’ length.
so about 120 days till the excuses start flying England don't have a big enough pool (no pun intended) of quality players. They should really make it all darkie team.
We don't have much of a chance, maybe if we united with our "celtic" cousins and put out a British team we'd do better? We could call it "England" like we do in cricket.
Is that because you don't like England or because you probably won't live long enough to see the summer?
I'll certainly not live long enough to see England win a major footballing tournament, that's for sure Stick to what you are good at - Morris Dancing and knitting.
Your age changes every week, you senile, dozy, floppy fud-fail 48? I'm willing to bet you're nearer to 80
