The unfunny jokes thread.

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sharpshooter11

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Please use this thread to write all of your jokes about banana's fast center backs and other unfunny subjects to save me, and everyone else trawling through 3 pages of **** about banana's and Heskey to find one serious post. Thanks.

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Luckily I've got a pack of Penguin bars in my house.
Q. Name a scary Penguin
A. Count Peck-ula
 
Boy; Father, will you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem?
Father; 'Gosh, haven't they found that yet? They were looking for it when I was a lad.
 
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Be great if all references to Cortese and horses' heads, sleeping with fishes, and all the other mafia cliches could be restricted to this thread too. Talk about repetition. Might have raised a mild chuckle a year or so ago, but now I just cringe on behalf of whichever poster chucks it out there, usually a few posts after the last person to use it. Got to be the most repeated lame gag on here by a country mile.
 
Maybe outrageous rumours to simply guage people's reactions and laugh at either their cynicism or astounding levels of gullibility could also be pertinent to this thread
 
Maybe we should re-name this to the 'Who shat in your Cornflakes this morning' thread?
 
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?




A pilot. What did you think I was going to say, you filthy bigot?
 
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