The unfunny jokes thread.

Two snowmen are stood in a field on a cold winter's day, one snowman turn's to the other and say's " can you smell carrots ? "

 

Why couldn't the man ski?

















There was no snow.

 

That's snow joke.

 

anyone hear about the scarecrow who went to cambridge?

he was outstanding in his field....

Also, is this thread in a gang war against the gaston thread? i hope so...

 

Unfunny jokes, you say?

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I love that little guy, I had him in my room at Tenpenny Tower. My mate, in a particularly mischievous mood, went onto my save, got the robot to cut my hair into a pink mohawk and a pink beard, and then killed the robot. I had to play the rest of the game with that hair.

 

The Unfunny Jokes Thread

Sharpshooter11 and Aaron Martin

 

Chelsea have signed Moses, Arsenal want Jesus, Manchester United have Judas...and Liverpool have a Donkey.

 

Yeah gotta love Wadsworth, although I'm not a big fan of Tenpenny Tower, prefer Megaton, got more character. Haha, that's amusing, sounds hot. I'm sure there's somewhere else you can get a haircut though.... Rivet City maybe.

 

Nah, there's one guy in the Underworld, but he was dead by that point. Don't think there's anyone in Rivet.

 

Megaton is a massive ****hole. I happily exploded that dive.

 

Oh, maybe I imagined it. Hmmmm.

Tenpenny Tower is full of pretentious snobs, shame there's no possibility of exploding that place.

 

Can kill everyone in there though.

 

I think I live in a different universe to you lot. None of our experiences are shared and you talk in a foriegn language half the time. Most of the time I haven't a clue what you are all going on about.

 

It's your age Godders! I struggle as well.

 

Never try to understand, Godders. It's the road to madness.

 

Best moment of my PS3 ownership.

The evil route is just far more fun. Blow up Megaton, gain access to Tenpenny Tower, assassinate Mr Tenpenny for the "Shoot 'em In The Head" quest, help the ghouls take over Tenpenny.

Besides, you get an awesome room, and access to a ton of decent weapons and ammo. Megaton has no use once you've done a couple of quests there and found the bobblehead. Might as well blow that **** up.

 

There's no reason you couldn't all buy a PS3 and play the Fallout series.

 

Apart from the fact that I hate computers. If I could join in on this forum by letter, I would do so The last game I played was SuperMario brothers when my son was young...groundbreaking technology to me.

 

The world is a dangerous place. Only yesterday I walked into Boots and punched someone in the face.