The Unexplained

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disappearance of Comm?

Kidnapped by the Nigerian World Cup team and bum raped by Spurlock my best guess :)
 
You'd think it would be impossible for matth to get to anyone these days, other than persistent irritation
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are you sure he's not tied down somewhere and being forced to eat Kate Smurfwaite's minge
 
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@brb when I seen the title of this thread I thought eh up, this gonna be some great conspiracy theory **** <laugh> Thought you'd went all Jesse Ventura

imagine my disappointment
 
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disappearance of Comm?

Kidnapped by the Nigerian World Cup team and bum raped by Spurlock my best guess :)

Matth scared him off, I believe.

It's a shame, because Commie and I were beginning to build quite a friendship.

Sure, he told me to **** off most of the time, but that was just his way of breaking the ice. Deep down, he was a very shy, reserved, and retiring sort of bloke. Socially awkward - inept, some would say - but I defy anyone to tell me that they've never embarrassed themselves in good company. I would never hold that against the lad.

I will miss him.

<rose>
 
Matth scared him off, I believe.

It's a shame, because Commie and I were beginning to build quite a friendship.

Sure, he told me to **** off most of the time, but that was just his way of breaking the ice. Deep down, he was a very shy, reserved, and retiring sort of bloke. Socially awkward - inept, some would say - but I defy anyone to tell me that they've never embarrassed themselves in good company. I would never hold that against the lad.

I will miss him.

<rose>

<laugh>
 
Matth scared him off, I believe.

It's a shame, because Commie and I were beginning to build quite a friendship.

Sure, he told me to **** off most of the time, but that was just his way of breaking the ice. Deep down, he was a very shy, reserved, and retiring sort of bloke. Socially awkward - inept, some would say - but I defy anyone to tell me that they've never embarrassed themselves in good company. I would never hold that against the lad.

I will miss him.

<rose>

Worry not Hiag.

Comm will soon be back to tell you to **** off in his own inimitable way.
 
Matth scared him off, I believe.

It's a shame, because Commie and I were beginning to build quite a friendship.

Sure, he told me to **** off most of the time, but that was just his way of breaking the ice. Deep down, he was a very shy, reserved, and retiring sort of bloke. Socially awkward - inept, some would say - but I defy anyone to tell me that they've never embarrassed themselves in good company. I would never hold that against the lad.

I will miss him.

<rose>

I didn’t scare him off, Stop making stuff up.
 
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I didn’t scare him off, Stop making stuff up.

Take no notice of him Matth, he's always making stuff up, like pretending he can play a banjo, and thinks if he wears a wizards hat no one will notice how bad he is.
 
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Take no notice of him Matth, he's always making stuff up, like pretending he can play a banjo, and thinks if he wears a wizards hat no one will notice how bad he is.

He’s so far up Spurs arse, It’s unreal.
 
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