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The Unexplained

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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    disappearance of Comm?

    Kidnapped by the Nigerian World Cup team and bum raped by Spurlock my best guess :)
     
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    brb, Jun 16, 2018
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He safe and will be released when the ransom of 24 lesbian camels are delivered to metths mums house by helicopter
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    My guess is the dirty bastards gone for a mini break in Pattaya sponsored by the NHS tropical disease research. <laugh>
     
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  4. Angry_Physics

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    trapped between the mildew stained folds of fat on Diane Abbott's back.
     
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    Angry_Physics, Jun 16, 2018
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  5. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Matthew has pissed him off..that's the truth
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jun 16, 2018
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  6. Angry_Physics

    Angry_Physics Well-Known Member

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    You'd think it would be impossible for matth to get to anyone these days, other than persistent irritation
    #harmless


    are you sure he's not tied down somewhere and being forced to eat Kate Smurfwaite's minge
     
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    Angry_Physics, Jun 17, 2018
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    @brb when I seen the title of this thread I thought eh up, this gonna be some great conspiracy theory **** <laugh> Thought you'd went all Jesse Ventura

    imagine my disappointment
     
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    Matth scared him off, I believe.

    It's a shame, because Commie and I were beginning to build quite a friendship.

    Sure, he told me to **** off most of the time, but that was just his way of breaking the ice. Deep down, he was a very shy, reserved, and retiring sort of bloke. Socially awkward - inept, some would say - but I defy anyone to tell me that they've never embarrassed themselves in good company. I would never hold that against the lad.

    I will miss him.

    <rose>
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Libby

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    Comm does this now and then and has little breaks, probably just been grafting. He'll be back.
     
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  11. Burly Hurley

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    Worry not Hiag.

    Comm will soon be back to tell you to **** off in his own inimitable way.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jun 17, 2018
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  12. Matth_2014

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    I have him on my ignore list.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jun 17, 2018
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I didn’t scare him off, Stop making stuff up.
     
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  14. brb

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    Take no notice of him Matth, he's always making stuff up, like pretending he can play a banjo, and thinks if he wears a wizards hat no one will notice how bad he is.
     
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    brb, Jun 17, 2018
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  15. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He’s so far up Spurs arse, It’s unreal.
     
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    <laugh>

    Amazing
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jun 17, 2018
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    He is though, Spurs can do no wrong in his eyes.
     
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  18. The Sockfather

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    Hello.

    Is there actually a mystery here? I’d suggest there isn’t.
     
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    The Sockfather, Jun 17, 2018
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  19. brb

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    Fook off Tdot! <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jun 17, 2018
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  20. gooner4ever

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    Comm has gone to the World Cup and sent me a PM to ask me to relay a message to @Hoddle Is A God

    Hiag, Comm says “**** off you tedious turd”
     
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    gooner4ever, Jun 17, 2018
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