Off Topic The undateables

[Stan]

I’m already in bed Stan. Just scoffed a beta blocker and a couple of co-codamol, so I’ll be in snoozeville very soon.

Why you taking beta blockers?

 

[Sweats]

Math you should definitely apply.

Though you should delete most of your sweary YouTube vids. The shows producers probably would not want that kind of racism and anti gay, anti Semitic type stuff associated with the show. Unless the start a new racistowlundateables I’m which case you should not have any issues.

Should you wing it and get on the show perhaps an afternoon doing bee keeping.. you’d be wearing a mesh mask thusly hiding your giant noggin and you already have a vast knowledge of wasps. Could be a winning formula mate.

 

[Commachio]

Metths, you do know about Rohypnol?

 

[Spurlock]

Matthew will be fine if he goes on...you lads making out as though the pussy on the show is sane...Matth should apply and don't worry about your YouTube channel.

This will turn you into a YouTube megastar

 

[Commachio]

Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle type of show

 

[Spurlock]

Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle type of show

Watch some clips of it on YouTube, you'll laugh your cock off.

 

[Sweats]

Or you will sit there cringing wondering why these ****s are invading your tv.

 

[Matth_2014]

Math you should definitely apply.

Though you should delete most of your sweary YouTube vids. The shows producers probably would not want that kind of racism and anti gay, anti Semitic type stuff associated with the show. Unless the start a new racistowlundateables I’m which case you should not have any issues.

Should you wing it and get on the show perhaps an afternoon doing bee keeping.. you’d be wearing a mesh mask thusly hiding your giant noggin and you already have a vast knowledge of wasps. Could be a winning formula mate.

I’m not a homophobe, I’m not a racist, I’m to anti-Semitic, I don’t work with wasps.

 

[Willhoops]

I’m not a homophobe, I’m not a racist, I’m to anti-Semitic, I don’t work with wasps.

I thought you worked with wasps. You learn something new every day.

 

[Matth_2014]

I thought you worked with wasps. You learn something new every day.

No I don’t, Someone on here made it up.

 

[Willhoops]

No I don’t, Someone on here made it up.

Oh ok, you should apply though it’s better to have tried than never knowing what might have been.

 

[Matth_2014]

Oh ok, you should apply though it’s better to have tried than never knowing what might have been.

That’s true.

 

[Commachio]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Willhoops]

That’s true.

One guy got this woman. Married to her now apparently.

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Why you taking beta blockers?

Was on them for 6 years for anxiety but I just take them on demand now whenever I have an edgy day.

 

[Skylarker]

Ok mate. Good luck with the second date after she’s done the inevitable google search.

Most have computer supervision i think. Matths in the clear...

@Matth_2014 want me to apply for ya son?

Always wanted to walk my daughter down the isle.

 

[FosseFilberto]

You’re never getting a shag if you take a bird to look at owls on a date.

You know nothing John Snow

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Matth_2014]

I’ve applied to go on the show, I think.

 

[Willhoops]

I’ve applied to go on the show, I think.

I hope you get on and meet a dam fine lady.