Off Topic The undateables

[Willhoops]

I’m considering going on the show.

Do it. They seem to have a good time, we’re any of the women on tonight to your taste?

 

[Matth_2014]

Do it. They seem to have a good time, we’re any of the women on tonight to your taste?

Some of them were alright I suppose.

 

[Willhoops]

Some of them were alright I suppose.

I’d take Tel’s advice no owl sanctuaries.

 

[Stan]

I’m considering going on the show.

Delete your entire YouTube catalogue before you do.

 

[Matth_2014]

Delete your entire YouTube catalogue before you do.

No I won’t.

 

[Libby]

And by do he means apply Matth.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I’m considering going on the show.

Have you had an offer from the show?

 

[Libby]

No I won’t.

I'd advise against applying personally mate.

 

[Stan]

No I won’t.

Ok mate. Good luck with the second date after she’s done the inevitable google search.

 

[Matth_2014]

I'd advise against applying personally mate.

Why ?

 

[Matth_2014]

Ok mate. Good luck with the second date after she’s done the inevitable google search.

I won’t say nothing to her.

 

[Libby]

I won’t say nothing to her.

At all?

 

[Matth_2014]

Have you had an offer from the show?

No.

 

[Matth_2014]

At all?

I’ll say something if she asks what I do etc.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No.

Give it a shot then, can’t do no harm.

 

[Stan]

Give it a shot then, can’t do no harm.

Go to bed.

 

[Matth_2014]

Go to bed.

He was only being friendly to be fair.

 

[Libby]

Oh ffs **** this

 

[Matth_2014]

Oh ffs **** this

Gabbiadini is joining Sampdoria on loan.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Go to bed.

I’m already in bed Stan. Just scoffed a beta blocker and a couple of co-codamol, so I’ll be in snoozeville very soon.