Off Topic The undateables

Do it. They seem to have a good time, we’re any of the women on tonight to your taste?

 

Some of them were alright I suppose.

 

I’d take Tel’s advice no owl sanctuaries.

 

Delete your entire YouTube catalogue before you do.

 

No I won’t.

 

And by do he means apply Matth.

 

Have you had an offer from the show?

 

I'd advise against applying personally mate.

 

Ok mate. Good luck with the second date after she’s done the inevitable google search.

 

Why ?

 

I won’t say nothing to her.

 

At all?

 

No.

 

I’ll say something if she asks what I do etc.

 

Give it a shot then, can’t do no harm.

 

Go to bed.

 

He was only being friendly to be fair.

 

Oh ffs **** this

 

Gabbiadini is joining Sampdoria on loan.

 

I’m already in bed Stan. Just scoffed a beta blocker and a couple of co-codamol, so I’ll be in snoozeville very soon.