Off Topic The undateables

[Matth_2014]

I did try Matthew son, I remember it now and it still hurts.

You’re not my dad, Grow up.

 

[Skylarker]

You’re not my dad, Grow up.

Yeah I'm not your real dad. I'm your internet Dad.

Don't worry most people have them, I do.

 

[Skylarker]

Especially Southampton’s result as well.

Boom!

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

He’s not my dad, He would force me to support Liverpool.

Sounds a good guy.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yeah I'm not your real dad. I'm your internet Dad.

Don't worry most people have them, I do.

Damn right son. If you have finished cleaning your web browser you can go out and play.

 

[Skylarker]

Damn right son. If you have finished cleaning your web browser you can go out and play.

Yes papa, all done.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

You’re not my dad, Grow up.

Have you tried dating apps like Bumble or Tinder?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Have you tried dating apps like Bumble or Tinder?

I have thought you'd prefer Grindr mate?

 

[Skylarker]

I used Grindr once, it sucked ass.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

@Matth_2014 do you think United will ever win the title again?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I used Grindr once, it sucked ass.

so it does what it set out to do.

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014 do you think United will ever win the title again?

they'll win it again before Spurs do.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

www.uglydatingsite.com

 

[Spurlock]

Yes papa, all done.

Papa? Knobhead

Anyway where's my dad?

@Hoddle Is A God

 

[Hoddle is a god]

they'll win it again before Spurs do.

That’s brave, Luvvy.

Eh @Matth_2014 ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Papa? Knobhead

Anyway where's my dad?

@Hoddle Is A God

Huh?

Have I missed out on some fun and games among the Brethren?

 

[Spurlock]

Huh?

Have I missed out on some fun and games among the Brethren?

Well Matthew doesn't believe us when we say we all have an internet dad...he's rejecting Sky.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

That’s brave, Luvvy.

Eh @Matth_2014 ?

United will get it right eventually. And their spending power means they will win the league.

Saddled with Levy’s conservatism and stadium debt, can you see Spurs winning the league?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Papa? Knobhead

Anyway where's my dad?

@Hoddle Is A God

I hope for your sake BRB isn't your internet Dad. That wouldn't make for good family Dynamics.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

You’re not my dad, Grow up.

You hit THAT button again ?