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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    You’re not my dad, Grow up.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 18, 2018
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah I'm not your real dad. I'm your internet Dad.

    Don't worry most people have them, I do.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 18, 2018
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Boom!
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 18, 2018
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sounds a good guy. <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 18, 2018
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Damn right son. If you have finished cleaning your web browser you can go out and play.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Sep 18, 2018
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yes papa, all done.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 18, 2018
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Have you tried dating apps like Bumble or Tinder?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 18, 2018
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I have thought you'd prefer Grindr mate?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Sep 18, 2018
  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I used Grindr once, it sucked ass.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 18, 2018
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  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    @Matth_2014 do you think United will ever win the title again?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 18, 2018

  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh> so it does what it set out to do.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 18, 2018
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    they'll win it again before Spurs do.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 18, 2018
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 18, 2018
  14. Spurlock

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    Papa? Knobhead

    Anyway where's my dad?

    @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 18, 2018
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  15. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    That’s brave, Luvvy.

    Eh @Matth_2014 ?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 18, 2018
  16. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Huh?

    Have I missed out on some fun and games among the Brethren?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 18, 2018
  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Well Matthew doesn't believe us when we say we all have an internet dad...he's rejecting Sky.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 18, 2018
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  18. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    United will get it right eventually. And their spending power means they will win the league.

    Saddled with Levy’s conservatism and stadium debt, can you see Spurs winning the league?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 18, 2018
  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I hope for your sake BRB isn't your internet Dad. That wouldn't make for good family Dynamics.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 18, 2018
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You hit THAT button again ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Sep 18, 2018
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