Is that true, Stevo? Are you really fat or is Chips being sarky?
No brissy, Norman is imagining a mirror image of his waistline.
The Ultimate Insult
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No brissy, Norman is imagining a mirror image of his waistline.
In November 2013 I started a long week-end and it hasn't ended yet!
Not when I'm carrying out my safety critical duties Norman, only when there's nothing work related to deal with. Our rules and regulations say that you mustn't be on any phone when carrying out safety critical duties and I never am.
As before though mate, don't let the fact that I still pay tax and NI get in the way!
Off today btw on my long weekend, back next Tuesday.
Dentist check-up at 11.15, it's overdue and need to get it out the way!
In November 2013 I started a long week-end and it hasn't ended yet!
Nice one brissy
Dentist check-up all good btw, no fillings needed but I'm going back next Monday for the hygienist teeth blasting to remove some caked on tartar and for my stained teeth. It's for the usual suspects and all the things that I enjoy namely tea, coffee, red wine and curry!
Only charged me NHS cost which I never saw coming and was naturally expecting private!
Not when I'm carrying out my safety critical duties Norman, only when there's nothing work related to deal with. Our rules and regulations say that you mustn't be on any phone when carrying out safety critical duties and I never am.
You don't do some private work at Alton Towers, do you Steve M8
LolololololololololYou don't do some private work at Alton Towers, do you Steve M8
You don't do some private work at Alton Towers, do you Steve M8
No hell, that'd be done by NR as it's infrastructure!
No hell, that'd be done by NR as it's infrastructure!
Hardly, the fecking guard set off the second train when the first hadn't cleared the signal in front.
Good to see you have your excuse worked out for the day when you appear at the inquest.
Got to hope they don't twig that you spend all day posting and not guarding.
Hardly, the fecking guard set off the second train when the first hadn't cleared the signal in front.
Good to see you have your excuse worked out for the day when you appear at the inquest.
Got to hope they don't twig that you spend all day posting and not guarding.
On my long weekend mate, weeds know all about getting excuses in early.
On my long weekend mate, weeds know all about getting excuses in early.
You weren't on your long weekend on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. You were receiving ur taxpayer subsidised wage.
'ere, now that I've given up work proper, can I get a guards job at Waterloo? I could arrange it so that I could 'work from home'.As well as the other 120 guards at Waterloo!
'ere, now that I've given up work proper, can I get a guards job at Waterloo? I could arrange it so that I could 'work from home'.
That's deffo taking the 40 mins criteria from depot to the extreme!
Good luck with that brissy, I'll have a word with HR.
Tell 'em I'd be willing to work for nowt (thats northern, that is) but I would expect expenses, like fares!!
That's deffo taking the 40 mins criteria from depot to the extreme!
Good luck with that brissy, I'll have a word with HR.
Tell 'em I'd be willing to work for nowt (thats northern, that is) but I would expect expenses, like fares!!
Can't claim fares mate with a free staff pass!
Does the free staff pass cover QANTAS Business Class?Can't claim fares mate with a free staff pass!
South West, does that go to Somerset like the old GWR? (That stands for God's Wonderful Railway BTW)South West Trains brissy!
Yeah we go through Somerset and as far west into Devon as Exeter St. Davids.
Heard that GWR saying before mate, First group have the Great Western Railway franchise now.