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The Ultimate Insult

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Ringo Lion, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No brissy, Norman is imagining a mirror image of his waistline. <whistle>
     
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  2. Lion of Brisbane

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    In November 2013 I started a long week-end and it hasn't ended yet! <cracker><cheers>
     
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  3. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Nice one brissy <cheers>

    Dentist check-up all good btw, no fillings needed but I'm going back next Monday for the hygienist teeth blasting to remove some caked on tartar and for my stained teeth. It's for the usual suspects and all the things that I enjoy namely tea, coffee, red wine and curry! <laugh>

    Only charged me NHS cost which I never saw coming and was naturally expecting private! <yikes> :grin:
     
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    You don't do some private work at Alton Towers, do you Steve M8 <ok>
     
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    Lololololololololol
     
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  6. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No hell, that'd be done by NR as it's infrastructure! <whistle>
     
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  7. Chippy / Glory

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    Hardly, the fecking guard set off the second train when the first hadn't cleared the signal in front.

    Good to see you have your excuse worked out for the day when you appear at the inquest.
    Got to hope they don't twig that you spend all day posting and not guarding. :bandit:
     
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  8. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    On my long weekend mate, weeds know all about getting excuses in early. <whistle>
     
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  9. Chippy / Glory

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    You weren't on your long weekend on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. You were receiving ur taxpayer subsidised wage.
     
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  10. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    As well as the other 120 guards at Waterloo! <laugh> <doh>
     
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  11. Lion of Brisbane

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    'ere, now that I've given up work proper, can I get a guards job at Waterloo? I could arrange it so that I could 'work from home'. <party>
     
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  12. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    <yikes>

    That's deffo taking the 40 mins criteria from depot to the extreme! <laugh>

    Good luck with that brissy, I'll have a word with HR. <laugh>
     
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  13. Lion of Brisbane

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    Tell 'em I'd be willing to work for nowt (thats northern, that is) but I would expect expenses, like fares!! <whistle>
     
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  14. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Can't claim fares mate with a free staff pass! <whistle>
     
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  15. Lion of Brisbane

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    Does the free staff pass cover QANTAS Business Class?
     
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  16. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No brissy but who's splitting hairs when it covers SWT first class! <laugh>
     
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  17. Lion of Brisbane

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    SW.....what?
     
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  18. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    South West Trains brissy! <doh> <laugh>
     
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  19. Lion of Brisbane

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    South West, does that go to Somerset like the old GWR? (That stands for God's Wonderful Railway BTW)
     
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  20. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Yeah we go through Somerset and as far west into Devon as Exeter St. Davids.

    Heard that GWR saying before mate, First group have the Great Western Railway franchise now. <ok>
     
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