The Transfer deadline days thread

Yes, we now have a massive 4 strikers in the squad, 3 if Welbeck goes. Madness!

Why do you keep advertising the fact that you work on the London underground?

 

Humble apologies all. I was convinced that Woodward was going to cock it all up again this year, but it seems at long last he's got his act together. If her can ditch some of the dead wood as well, that would be a bonus.

 

You need a third no 9, Hernandez or Wellbeck standard. Not three world class prima puntas

 

You need a third no 9, Hernandez or Wellbeck standard. Not three world class prima puntas

 

If you used the term prima punta in the Shed End you'd be beaten to a pulp.

 

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 4m
BREAKING NEWS: I'm hearing we may be getting Welbeck on loan. #DeadlineDay #afc

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 40s
Arsenal or Spurs apparently. But we're favourites. Coming to me via 'impeccable Old Trafford sources'. #Welbeck #DeadlineDay #afc

 

Which probably means he has never even been to Chelsea

 

It would be rather short sighted for United to loan Spurs or Arsenal Welbeck. Direct competitors? Arsenal refused to sell Vermalaen to United unless we gave them one of ours...

 

...only if he was any good, but given he's ****e, there's not an issue.

 

TRANSFER: Burnley are interested in signing Anderson on loan from Man Utd. (via @SamiMokbel81_DM)

Express: Jorge Mendes has offered Monaco's Joao Moutinho to Manchester United and PL side open for talks

#MUFC continue to shorten on the market on Ryan Shawcross’ next club. They’re now 7/2 having been 25/1 this morning. #EFC now 11/8

 

I really hope Anderson goes to Burnley. Simply because it would be funny.

 

He is more or less the same player as Herrera really.

 

Does anyone know about Jao Mouthino (Monaco)? apparently he is in the frame should United fail to land Vidal. De Jong remains a last minute contingency should United fail to land any of the big names...

 

spotted this comment on the web, quite amusing

As a United fan here's my thoughts on the defence. We've gone from Rio to Rojo, it's making me go Blind with worry, I'm trying to Blackett out. But I'm not Shaw I Evra can. We need someone to Phil the gaps, but hopefully every cloud has Da Silva lining, Evans knows how we'll cope, but hoping our worries are not getting larger but are now Small-ing.

 

Wilson has already been promoted to first team. So Hernandez and WelbeCk Can leave.

 

Strange day....we get Falcao while Madrid gets Chicharito.....nice joke.

 

Not like United to panic and binge-buy players in the same zone, is it?

 

prima punta? zone? what the **** is wrong with you?!

 

If you're going to quote me as your signature t**t, at least make it a quote.

Not something cobbled together to suit your infantile purpose.

c**t.

Otherwise your pathetic obsession with what I say to you is mildly flattering.

 

I don't think anyone would remotely miss that **** were he to "disappear"