THE "Teds Thread" Thread

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ok investigation under way i so declare that kiwihoop being a superstar poster may earn half a million a year free of taxes as a gift from the kiwi government

WOW WOW WOW

THE FELLOWS A GENIUS WE LOVE HIM
 
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nil nil first half,qpr take a terrible beating with the ball hitting the bar and the post but somehow we keep the score at level peg
then in the second half,poulter is replaced by cilla and the we get our breakaway goal on the 75th minute
scored by washington who latches on to a cilla header
and then in the 85 cilla himself crashes into the roof of the net

AND THERE IT IS GENTLEMEN,WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP
 
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YORKSHIRE I OFTEN AGEE WITH PEOPLE WHEM IM GETTING AN EAROLE BASHING FROM THE MRS
I HAVE NOIDEA WHAT IVE AGREED TO AS IVE JUST BEEN SHOWERD WITH LOVE AND KISSES
IVE GOT A MASHED UP MELLON STUCK ON MY OLD BALD HEAD
AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE HAD BUTTERD TOAST INSTEAD
BUT SHE NOW THINKS IVE FALLEN BACK IN LOVE WITH MELONIEJANE FROM BERMONDSEY
SO THATS MY MORNING TOADAY,MY LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN RE INVENTED AND ITS ALL DOWN TO BEAUTIFULL MELONIE
 
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