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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprbeth, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    OH DEAR GOD IVE POSTED SOMETHING THAT IS ONLY RELATIVE TO THE FANTASY ISLAND SITE,THERES THIS 71 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM BERMONDSEY
    WHO EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH,BUT IVE GOT OF COURSE MY BETH SHES MY GIRL
     
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  2. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Ted you two timing rat!:emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    QPRBETH
    YOUR MY EVERY BREADTH
    I LOVE YOU AND ILL ALWAYS BE AROUND
    THE TROUBLE IS I WEIGHT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX POUND
    BUT IN MY DREAMS LITTLE LADY IVE OFTEN GIVE YOU A HUG
    IM OFF TO BUY A NEW TUOPEE ITS A LOVELY FURY RUG
    I MAY BE A BIG CUDDLEY CAT
    BUT IM NOT A TWO TIMING RAT
     
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    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    A tad harsh. I haven't seen much of him to make up my mind.
     
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  5. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    XXXX HIM WHAT ABOUT MY MARRIAGE TO QPRBETH IS IT ON OR OFF ELLERS YOU KNOW HER BETTER THAN ANYONE WILL SHE MARRY A FAT BALD AND UGLY MAN DOES SHE HAVE A THING ABOUT THEM
     
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  6. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I'm married ALREADY (and bearing in mind he knows nowt about football..surpringly happily)
     
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  8. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Sorry Hoops this thread started sensibly enough but now this thread is off to Teds Threads
     
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  9. qprted

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    i do
     
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  12. UTRs

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    OK, each to their own I guess...<whistle>
     
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    Come on Ted, spit it out. Who are we talking about? I bet the lovely lady is dying to know.
     
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    Wash her out Ted she must stink by now as she doesn't look happy,

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. qprted

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    i love her
     
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  16. qprted

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    shes my baby im leaving susan boyle ive had enough
     
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  17. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I am definately consigning this to Teds Threads...
     
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  18. qprted

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    oh my god her thread is right next to my thread

    i love her

    cant live
    if living is without you
    cant live
    dont wanna live anymore
    your my every breath
     
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  19. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well only one person voted with me on this site which was terrible on the fantasy island where i am supposed to be a god 77 people voted against me only 6 voted for ollie

    an yet drew garrow and his boys brought to qpr the greatest manager ever in our history
    so thankyou drew and the boys

    love peace and harmony hear boys although venables in his four years achieved more than any other qpr manager this ollie will stay with us for the next ten years and yes he will take us up

    so respect to the dotorg
     
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  20. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Finglas...stop encouraging him!
     
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