Mods, I'd like to report two piss taking gin filled reprobates, with no feelings whatsoever. They both have stone-cold hearts like concrete, and one even mentioned he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. And he's me thinking they are my bestest pals, if a written apology isn't forthcoming by tomorrow night I is a coming for yus please log in to view this image
Dearly Beloved ( Roger ) It has been brought to my attention ( Woops ) that you had been used, abused & and possibly soiled yourself, all because two rotten, no good, useless twat so called members of this fine establishment ( l won’t mention Woops & his friends name ). By the power invested in me, l hereby recind all vile talk, directed your way and offer 10 million apologies to you Sir. Woops has offered to by you drinks till you fall. I’ll come along to count the beverages.
I refute all allegations; well most of them; as I was under the influence of alcohol at the time. I'm also penny less thanks to the church subscriptions I've been forced to pay to the reverend, so sorry Rog, but no beers on me pal
Typical, trust me to have two skint mates who are both tight wads, tighter than a ducks arse and that my friends is watertight
At least tomorrow is Sunday, Rog. You can have first dibs on the church takings, so we can both have a drink on the reverend
The Reverend may be in the pulpit but the microphones are placed all round the church. Church fines now apply. That’ll be 100 pounds each thank you chaps. Just pay sister Susie on the way out.
Yea the flock have been complaining, so I heard, they say it's like having a tin of beans, can't touch the sides since Roge had a go
