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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ill just crank one off now
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 19, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Don't let the reverend catch you Rog, the fine is massive for self flagellation
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 19, 2022
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Order, O r d e r!
    Would the Honourable member for Sunderland please refrain from fartage!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 20, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Another Sunday fast approaching, what fun and excitement will it bring ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 22, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i'm so excited i've put my whoopee cushion on the congregation seats hoping a princess farts on it :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 23, 2022
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Confession, Now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 25, 2022
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    Fairly quiet service, until Rev'd Didley sat on your whoopee cushion, Rog.

    I've never seen him get up so quick. I thought it was his round in the pub !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 25, 2022
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    He wouldn’t shout if a shark bit him!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 25, 2022
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    What's the position on the new nuns, Rev'd ?

    Missionary, or otherwise ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 3, 2022
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Clothes off until all scrutiny is completed.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 3, 2022
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    Will the new nuns be at the church on Sunday, rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 5, 2022
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Depends whether l’m there, Woops.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 7, 2022
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  13. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Almost there in Neath
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Oct 8, 2022
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I was there in spirit…… only.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 9, 2022
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    Full of spirits? <laugh>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Oct 9, 2022
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    Gin probably ! :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2022
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 10, 2022
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That Barsteward Clarkson stole my title!
    My people will be talking to his people!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 10, 2022
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he has a bigger cock than you mate


    It also says DSF Didleys Sunday Fund the bar steward has rumbled you mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 10, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’m feeling quite violated.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 11, 2022
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