i'm so excited i've put my whoopee cushion on the congregation seats hoping a princess farts on it![]()
Fairly quiet service, until Rev'd Didley sat on your whoopee cushion, Rog.
I've never seen him get up so quick. I thought it was his round in the pub !
What's the position on the new nuns, Rev'd ?
Missionary, or otherwise ?
Will the new nuns be at the church on Sunday, rev ?
Full of spirits?I was there in spirit…… only.

Depends whether l’m there, Woops.
That Barsteward Clarkson stole my title!You must log in or register to see images
he has a bigger cock than you mateThat Barsteward Clarkson stole my title!
My people will be talking to his people!
he has a bigger cock than you mate
It also says DSF Didleys Sunday Fund the bar steward has rumbled you mate