Ciggies ??
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Terrys chocolate orange

Half of which ended up in the human dustbin's lunch box ffs
Ciggies ??

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Terrys chocolate orange
Half of which ended up in the human dustbin's lunch box ffs

The Carling and ciggies will see you off first mate. So I shouldn't worry about a bacon bap
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There's a really funny tale of how Britain first got tea of its own. Initially we had to import it from China and its export was controlled, so a Scottish botanist named Robert Fortune dressed himself as a Chinese merchant, went to China and bought some plants and smuggled them out of the country. Took them to India, which was then part of the British Empire, and we grew our own.
Its only like eating a regular chocolate bar you stupid idiot![]()

Is it ****. There's 926 calories in a whole one. So your post lunch 'snack' was 463 calories - nearly 20% of your total recommended intake.
When you hit 36 and your metabolism slows down, you're going to end up a right fat ****![]()

Worse than ***s apparently![]()
Worse than ***s apparently![]()
Bang on on 36 like?![]()

Is it ****. There's 926 calories in a whole one. So your post lunch 'snack' was 463 calories - nearly 20% of your total recommended intake.
When you hit 36 and your metabolism slows down, you're going to end up a right fat ****![]()
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Terrys chocolate orange
Half of which ended up in the human dustbin's lunch box ffs
Is it ****. There's 926 calories in a whole one. So your post lunch 'snack' was 463 calories - nearly 20% of your total recommended intake.
When you hit 36 and your metabolism slows down, you're going to end up a right fat ****![]()
No, 36 is when it starts going pear shaped - literally
25-35 not much changes, 36 onwards the chunk sets in and bits start falling off.

Surely it depends more on your lifestyle and how active you are. Not everyone balloons up, nor do they suddenly start watching what they eat. I guarantee I'm a lot smaller than most on here. I do have a bit of unnecessary timber around the gut area but generally I'm in good shape and fitness. If I were to start gaining they'd I'd make a alteration. Basically, you're a bunch of old jealous batards![]()
I know plenty of middle aged plus people who are lean as ****. They see the inside of a gym a few times a week though like and have active lives doing a sport as well

Surely it depends more on your lifestyle and how active you are. Not everyone balloons up, nor do they suddenly start watching what they eat. I guarantee I'm a lot smaller than most on here. I do have a bit of unnecessary timber around the gut area but generally I'm in good shape and fitness. If I were to start gaining they'd I'd make a alteration. Basically, you're a bunch of old jealous batards![]()

I play footy three times a week and have three kids to chase around daily![]()
Gym bunnies aren't your average Joe though.I know plenty of middle aged plus people who are lean as ****. They see the inside of a gym a few times a week though like and have active lives doing a sport as well
I play footy three times a week and have three kids to chase around daily![]()