Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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moreinjuredthanowen said:
right.............

director is in town this week. I was over in US two weeks ago now he is touring europe. I have to go to dinner with the squeeky voiced turdburglar and my boss on thursday.. then spent all freaking say friday hanging round. and have lunch with him and the VP who is touring too..

Any advice..

should i not bring my axe for example.
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1. Don't call him a turd burglar
2. Don't have a bevvy (see point 1)
3. Try and pretend he's extremely interesting and you find his insight fascinating (see point 2)
4. Get him talking about anything other than business, as that way it might actually be bearable.
 
any suggestions for topic on conversation for a sqeeky voiced american... this will be at minimum 2 hours or drearyness....

what topics would you suggest.....

1. so how was germany... did the germans suck your cock all week?.. that'll get all of 5 mins maybe

2. Enjoy the snow you californian softie?

ermmmmm
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
any suggestions for topic on conversation for a sqeeky voiced american... this will be at minimum 2 hours or drearyness....

what topics would you suggest.....

1. so how was germany... did the germans suck your cock all week?.. that'll get all of 5 mins maybe

2. Enjoy the snow you californian softie?

ermmmmm
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The Germans probably took him out to one of their infamous 'Gentlemen's clubs' that they seem to thing is standard behaviour for visiting bigwigs. So maybe avoid question 1, as it's probably accurate........

Californian, get him talking about wine, weed and whales <ok>
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
right.............

director is in town this week. I was over in US two weeks ago now he is touring europe. I have to go to dinner with the squeeky voiced turdburglar and my boss on thursday.. then spent all freaking say friday hanging round. and have lunch with him and the VP who is touring too..

Any advice..

should i not bring my axe for example.
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No ****ing sympathy. My directors ****ed off this afternoon for two weeks in Capetown (are married). Guess what that means for lunch?

Here's the poll:

1. Blackcurrant and soda

2. Carling

Well? Vote now

[HASHTAG]#nobrainer[/HASHTAG] <laugh>
 
While we're claiming things, I claim the word ****.

RHC, you can just pay a 1 off lump sum of £100 which will get you a yearly quota to use <ok>
 
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