1. Don't call him a turd burglar 2. Don't have a bevvy (see point 1) 3. Try and pretend he's extremely interesting and you find his insight fascinating (see point 2) 4. Get him talking about anything other than business, as that way it might actually be bearable.
any suggestions for topic on conversation for a sqeeky voiced american... this will be at minimum 2 hours or drearyness.... what topics would you suggest..... 1. so how was germany... did the germans suck your cock all week?.. that'll get all of 5 mins maybe 2. Enjoy the snow you californian softie? ermmmmm
I've used the letter "e" on here and I claim it for my own. This means that any time anyone else uses said character they must donate 10p to a charity of my choice.
The Germans probably took him out to one of their infamous 'Gentlemen's clubs' that they seem to thing is standard behaviour for visiting bigwigs. So maybe avoid question 1, as it's probably accurate........ Californian, get him talking about wine, weed and whales
No ****ing sympathy. My directors ****ed off this afternoon for two weeks in Capetown (are married). Guess what that means for lunch? Here's the poll: 1. Blackcurrant and soda 2. Carling Well? Vote now #nobrainer
While we're claiming things, I claim the word ****. RHC, you can just pay a 1 off lump sum of £100 which will get you a yearly quota to use
The dog at the Cheese is a massive ****er I'm almost the only ****er in there she's never bitten (including Denice, her owner). Work that one out
i for sure want to claim axe wielding.. that my bag.... noble called me a lesbian so i won't claim those...
