Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House
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- May 22, 2011
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Don't know how you dare...
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How I dare? FFS
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realised I was getting old the other day when I spent a full day looking for a new vacuum 
Dont ever buy one from PC world mind. Pushing £300 for one ffs!
Stuck a bow on it and gave it the missus anyway. She wasnt pleased. Ungrateful woman.
Dont ever buy one from PC world mind. Pushing £300 for one ffs!
Stuck a bow on it and gave it the missus anyway. She wasnt pleased. Ungrateful woman.
I bought mine a new Dyson a few months back, thought she'd be chuffed like, but she just chuntered and said she preferred her old one ffs.realised I was getting old the other day when I spent a full day looking for a new vacuum
Dont ever buy one from PC world mind. Pushing £300 for one ffs!
Stuck a bow on it and gave it the missus anyway. She wasnt pleased. Ungrateful woman.
So, I buried her under the patio
Women eh? Spend all day moaning about cleaning yet when you buy them the tools to crack on, you are somehow in the wrong
Women eh? Spend all day moaning about cleaning yet when you buy them the tools to crack on, you are somehow in the wrong
What a naive pair you are
We're taking the piss mate.What a naive pair you are
If I gave my Mrs a domestic appliance as a present she'd look at me gone out.
What a naive pair you are
I've done worse. She once asked for a pair of nice gloves for christmas.
she got these
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The only cleaning appliance a woman wants is a husband.
It has to be sentient so they can nag it properly.
It has to be sentient so they can nag it properly.
Tad sexist to be honest Saint, you've gone too far
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Got a Henry vac. Love the way it smiles at you like it wants you to do something else with the nozzle.
My solicitor
You likke that look from Henry, we have a Hetty
My solicitor
You likke that look from Henry, we have a Hetty
Lets breed em
My solicitor
You likke that look from Henry, we have a Hetty
They'd really suck.
Good morning.
Had a really short answerphone message from RHC this week instead of the usual abusive ramblings.
just two words in a slow gruff voice......"Sheeeep Cuuuunt!"
Make of that what you will.
Had a really short answerphone message from RHC this week instead of the usual abusive ramblings.
just two words in a slow gruff voice......"Sheeeep Cuuuunt!"
Make of that what you will.
A horse named after Gerrard's slip won yesterday at 10/1
Not into horse racing because I can't keep up with the four legged ****ers and they always beat me, but I'd have had a few quid on it if I'd have known it was racing.
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Not into horse racing because I can't keep up with the four legged ****ers and they always beat me, but I'd have had a few quid on it if I'd have known it was racing.